The host smiled at me from across the set. “Are you excited, Alison?”
“Very excited!” I smiled back, but not too widely. It wouldn’t do for them to see the missing teeth.
“What kind of man are you hoping to meet through this experience?”
What did any zom- er, girl, come on this show for? I knew exactly why I was here, and it had my mouth watering… but I probably shouldn’t tell him that.
This was originally posted by meat http://blackanddarknight.wordpress.com (no longer available) on August 30, 2012.